“Enough with the BP Oil Spill…..Shit Happens!”

17 Jun

What is it with this country that all it takes is a couple of oil covered Pelicans on the news to get everyone in an uproar? What purpose on this world do Pelicans actually serve. You can’t really eat them; I don’t ever remember grilling up any Buffalo Pelican wings in my day? I guess I find it funny…..all of the ridiculous chatter about “boycotting BP gasoline” – coming from your usual suspects. College kids who pretty much refuse to graduate, find a job, and actually contribute so society – and bored housewives who conveniently forget that their Tahoe EXT they drive to 300 soccer practices a week actually requires…errr…ummmm….OIL to get from place to place!

We are a nation of consumption, every last one of us. I don’t care how many miles per gallon your stupid ugly ass Prius gets, unless 100% of the food you eat is grown in your backyard, you make your own clothes, and still use candles at night – you’re just as guilty as I am!  New flash people – humans are fallible, and sometimes there is a price to pay for the lives we lead! Personally, I would sacrifice an entire population of Pelicans, and maybe even club a baby seal or two if it would bring gas prices down to the good old days of $.99 per gallon.

So, if it makes you feel better, Boycott BP, even better join the “Boycott BP” group on Facebook you crazy eco friendly son of a bitch! Because without people like you, who waste away their days worrying about the stupidest shit, while at the same time contributing little or nothing to the real world, I wouldn’t have anything to rant about!

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4 Responses to ““Enough with the BP Oil Spill…..Shit Happens!””

  1. Biff (the guy from the sauna at Esporta) June 17, 2010 at 6:24 am #

    You must be out your mind BG! Pull your head out of your big @$$

  2. Trevathon June 18, 2010 at 4:37 am #

    Ron Artest would kick the living shit out of you.

    • blondegorilla June 18, 2010 at 6:25 am #

      i think you meant to put this comment on the other post..

  3. MarketingManglers June 18, 2010 at 6:08 am #

    But some shits are dinky little floaters, others are toilet-overflowing, house-clearing brown deluges. Some of us PO’d Americans just want to hold BP responsible for their screw-up (like we all are), not have it pawned off on Uncle Sam behing closed doors, for example through some deal brokered by the legislators BP may own, like that shit-kicking d-bag from Texas.

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