What is it with this country that all it takes is a couple of oil covered Pelicans on the news to get everyone in an uproar? What purpose on this world do Pelicans actually serve. You can’t really eat them; I don’t ever remember grilling up any Buffalo Pelican wings in my day? I guess I find it funny…..all of the ridiculous chatter about “boycotting BP gasoline” – coming from your usual suspects. College kids who pretty much refuse to graduate, find a job, and actually contribute so society – and bored housewives who conveniently forget that their Tahoe EXT they drive to 300 soccer practices a week actually requires…errr…ummmm….OIL to get from place to place!
We are a nation of consumption, every last one of us. I don’t care how many miles per gallon your stupid ugly ass Prius gets, unless 100% of the food you eat is grown in your backyard, you make your own clothes, and still use candles at night – you’re just as guilty as I am! New flash people – humans are fallible, and sometimes there is a price to pay for the lives we lead! Personally, I would sacrifice an entire population of Pelicans, and maybe even club a baby seal or two if it would bring gas prices down to the good old days of $.99 per gallon.
So, if it makes you feel better, Boycott BP, even better join the “Boycott BP” group on Facebook you crazy eco friendly son of a bitch! Because without people like you, who waste away their days worrying about the stupidest shit, while at the same time contributing little or nothing to the real world, I wouldn’t have anything to rant about!